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Attachment is not when two people chat day & night..
its when someone e-mail u and adds an image or data file with it..

Father to son: Whenever i beat you,
you don't get annoyed, how you control your anger..?
Son: I start cleaning the toilet seat with your toothbrush.

Boy to Girl: I Love You..
Girl: I am engaged with someone and i have a boyfriend too.
Boy (After thinking for a while): Dekh le agar kahin adjust hota hun to..

Haathi aur cheenti ki love marriage hui.
Doosre din hi haathi mar gaya.
Cheenti boli: Waah ri mohabbat ,
ek din love " id="link3" class="smsLink"> pyaar ke naam kiya aur
saari umar kabr khodne ka kaam diya!

Dr. to patient's Friend : Agar ek ghanta pehle le aate
to shaayad hum ise bacha lete.
Friend : Abe saale, 15 minute pehle to accidnt hua hai.

Commerce professor asks a student:
What is the most important source
of finance for starting business..?
Student: Father-in-law